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Dear Apple,
I just bought my Mac yesterday and holy crap, what a piece of crap. I turned it on and it already caught 7 viruses, 700 useless programs, and a bunch of annoying pop-up ads. I accidentally clicked on one them and that's when it hit the fan.
My computer started to completely slow down with the engine making a loading sound so loud my neighbors called the cops. I was having a total panic attack. I grabbed a hammer and before I pummeled it into dust, it caught fire. Luckily, only my bed was destroyed after throwing water on it. But I loved that bed because it had kitties on the sheets.
So, in the end, you're getting sued and you'll pretty much be... A million dollars short at the end of the day! Yaaay!
Sincerely,
Caullin Dreyer
I just bought my Mac yesterday and holy crap, what a piece of crap. I turned it on and it already caught 7 viruses, 700 useless programs, and a bunch of annoying pop-up ads. I accidentally clicked on one them and that's when it hit the fan.
My computer started to completely slow down with the engine making a loading sound so loud my neighbors called the cops. I was having a total panic attack. I grabbed a hammer and before I pummeled it into dust, it caught fire. Luckily, only my bed was destroyed after throwing water on it. But I loved that bed because it had kitties on the sheets.
So, in the end, you're getting sued and you'll pretty much be... A million dollars short at the end of the day! Yaaay!
Sincerely,
Caullin Dreyer
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Today in Study Skills, we had to write a fake complaint to an electronic/toy company for a defunct product. I decided to make it fun and write this.
Everyone in classed loved it and thought it was hilarious. One of the teachers said he would like to see some of my screenplays that I wrote.
Author's Note: In the written version, I stopped at "it caught fire" to present it. I felt like I had to add more to it. Oh, and the last paragraph was quoted from an old Flipnote from 2009 that was made by my old friend James Levisee, in where a stick figure drops his McDonald's ice cream again, and decides to sue McDonald's for a million dollars<nobr></nobr>.
Everyone in classed loved it and thought it was hilarious. One of the teachers said he would like to see some of my screenplays that I wrote.
Author's Note: In the written version, I stopped at "it caught fire" to present it. I felt like I had to add more to it. Oh, and the last paragraph was quoted from an old Flipnote from 2009 that was made by my old friend James Levisee, in where a stick figure drops his McDonald's ice cream again, and decides to sue McDonald's for a million dollars<nobr></nobr>.
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Cool story bro