Great Insults compiled by Caullin Dreyer
Your mom says my nuts remind her of 8-balls. One she sniffs and licks, the other she plays with!
Your dad is Sloth from The Goonies and every time he butt-fucks your mom he says, "Hey you guys!" and your sister is Chewbacca, you dumb peter puffing side show roadie faggot!
Peter puffing queer!
What the fuck? Quit smoking crack!
I don't want to give you too much, that's why I fold it in half for your mom!
Go make me some fried rice and wonton soup! Chop, chop, rice dick! Look out Godzilla!!
Fuck you, asshole! You're a dick with 2 bucks in your wallet and don't know what 9 + 10 is, dipshit fuck head! You live in your stupid Nebraska!... Carp face!