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Your car can get stolen in San Diego. by Curly-Caullin Your car can get stolen in San Diego. :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 3 7 The Foxcutter by Curly-Caullin The Foxcutter :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 3 2 3 Kids in the Woods by Curly-Caullin 3 Kids in the Woods :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 2 1 Look how much I changed by Curly-Caullin Look how much I changed :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 2 4 [Students] logo colored v2 by Curly-Caullin [Students] logo colored v2 :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 2 4 Edd and Cancer BFFs by Curly-Caullin Edd and Cancer BFFs :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 3 9 Caullin doesn't want you to see this. by Curly-Caullin Caullin doesn't want you to see this. :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 0 3 It's Chill Man! 2 by Curly-Caullin It's Chill Man! 2 :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 0 1 It's Chill Man! by Curly-Caullin It's Chill Man! :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 1 1 Rent and Little-Butt by Curly-Caullin Rent and Little-Butt :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 4 8 What Does It Mean? by Curly-Caullin What Does It Mean? :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 2 0 Chicago Running Animation by Curly-Caullin Chicago Running Animation :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 4 15
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Great Insults compiled by Caullin Dreyer
Great Insults compiled by Caullin Dreyer
Brandon Foster
Your mom says my nuts remind her of 8-balls. One she sniffs and licks, the other she plays with!
Your dad is Sloth from The Goonies and every time he butt-fucks your mom he says, "Hey you guys!" and your sister is Chewbacca, you dumb peter puffing side show roadie faggot!
Peter puffing queer!
What the fuck? Quit smoking crack!
I don't want to give you too much, that's why I fold it in half for your mom!
Go make me some fried rice and wonton soup! Chop, chop, rice dick! Look out Godzilla!!
TheFunnySportsMan
Fuck you, asshole! You're a dick with 2 bucks in your wallet and don't know what 9 + 10 is, dipshit fuck head! You live in your stupid Nebraska!... Carp face!
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Shittyballs Cumdumpster meets Scrotie McBoogerball
Shittyballs was walking to the local library from school as usual. He saw a new book on the shelves called The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs. Shittyballs picked up the book and started reading. "Holy love balls! This book is awesome!", said Shittyballs, growing a raging boner. He looked around, making sure no people were around. Then his masturbation went wild. The janitor spotted him.
"What the fuck are you doin'?!", he said in a scrathy tone. Shittyballs's eyes widened, his penis shriveled up, and the only thing he could do was cover his eyes and wait for whatever could happen next.
...
Nothing happened. He opened his eyes and found Scrotie McBoogerballs himself standing before him, holding the janitor's decapitated head. Shittyballs smiled in glee! He bended down to his knees, pulling out Scrotie McBoogerball's large, green dick. It could barely fit in his mouth, but he did it for Scrotie. He couldn't take another second. Scrotie McBoogerballs came, and Shittyballs Cumdumpste
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Dear Apple,
Dear Apple,
I just bought my Mac yesterday and holy crap, what a piece of crap. I turned it on and it already caught 7 viruses, 700 useless programs, and a bunch of annoying pop-up ads. I accidentally clicked on one them and that's when it hit the fan.
My computer started to completely slow down with the engine making a loading sound so loud my neighbors called the cops. I was having a total panic attack. I grabbed a hammer and before I pummeled it into dust, it caught fire. Luckily, only my bed was destroyed after throwing water on it. But I loved that bed because it had kitties on the sheets.
So, in the end, you're getting sued and you'll pretty much be... A million dollars short at the end of the day! Yaaay!
Sincerely,
Caullin Dreyer
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We Probably Painted Ya Mommas House! by Curly-Caullin We Probably Painted Ya Mommas House! :iconcurly-caullin:Curly-Caullin 1 2

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Curly-Caullin
Caullin Dreyer
Artist | Hobbyist | Film & Animation
United States
b. May 30, 1998.

I've always loved drawing since 3rd grade. I get my inspiration from all of my friends that I met at school.
My art style went through many transformations over the years, but the one I'm most proud of is the style I have now which is styled after Clerks: The Animated Series. I also have a second art style, which is used to make funny cartoon animals--inspired by Felix the Cat. fuck that I've developed my own style over the course of my Junior year at high school. After a lot of boredom and not giving a shit about school, I drew to pass the time. In the end, I came out out with my own style that would be considered a "homemade" look to it, like the early episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head and Superjail!.
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Hey.



Oh right, I forgot about this site--even after months of using a library computer. I'm going through a point in my life where I just want to be somewhere else. I'm sure some of y'all have heard about the great flood here in southern Louisiana last Fall, a turn of events which has left me in a deep state of depression. Alongside marijuana and cigarettes, I feel worse about myself than I ever did in the past. I just hope I find enough motivation soon to get a job which I oh-so fucking need.

But, I think something in my head changed just a little bit after watching a NINE HOUR walkthrough of some game called Night In The Woods. It really made me think about a lot of things, for example, my surroundings, my social behavior.


...I don't know. I don't think I changed really except for a new outlook and a new idea. Maybe I shouldn't think too hard about this. Like I heard--thinking leads to over-thinking.

You ever get the feeling of what's the point of anything? Sometimes I don't feel like getting out of bed. Who hasn't? I stayed in a tent for about a week with a homeless friend and I gotta say you have every reason to get out of bed. There's something I like about living in a tent. You don't need much, you're out in the world constantly, and there's no rent. So if I had a job I could just let all that money stack up. And don't even think about going hungry because it's just too easy to get food around here. Like my friend said, "If there's one thing you won't be doing out here is starving."

I mentioned an idea. You probably thought it was what I just said about living in a tent, but no. Let's go back, all the way back to two paragraphs ago. That game I mentioned made me think about where I'm living and other places that could be way more interesting than this. (i.e. southeast Baton Rouge) I've been to other places before, like San Antonio, Indianapolis, ect. Sometimes I wonder what it would've been like if I stayed in Indianapolis. I had three friends and we all stayed in one cul-de-sac. I think I might go back there.

I wanna travel through the Appalachian states, but there's one state in mind that interests me the most, and some people think that's where "Possum Springs" takes place--Pennsylvania. It's a vast state. I don't know what's up there, but I hope there's something up there for me. Something remarkable.

But down here is where all my friends are, except for one up in Arkansas. But I'm willing to say farewell to them for a while as I travel from town to town, state to state. Who knows when I'll be back? Better question is, when will I go?

....

I think it's about time I dropped acid. I'm not exactly sure why I keep telling myself that, but I think I really want to open my mind to something different and beyond my petty problems. Maybe something about nouns--people, places, things, and ideas. I think nouns are what's ideal to me in life. I had six dollars and some good amount of quarters but I spent it on a nice pack of Camel.

Fuck.

"I'm about to get a pack of cigarettes", I sadly tell myself. "No point in saving these six dollars 'cause it get me anywhere." It wasn't until a few hours have passed that I realized that I could've kept that six and get just a few more dollars to get one hit of LSD. God dammit.

I should get in a fist fight.

Okay, I'm done writing. It's nice to see y'all again.
It's been a long time since I've really paid attention to this site. After looking at my gallery for the first time in months, I gotta say it sucks. I know my art style is pretty good, but I'm severely lacking content that can really make people say, "Wow!". Meme intended. Still only equipped with paper and a camera, I think it's time to try harder to really get you guys to appreciate with what I can do. Look back at my very first post. I was really surprised how awesome that looks. Problem is I never finished it. I think now's best to instead of posting random, stand alone drawings, I should present you with sketches and comics. But what I really want to do is show off my animation and acting skills, but due to my situation, we have to wait for the future. I'm gonna wrap this up and say to my friends on this site--hit me up. How have y'all been doing?
It's been a long time since I've really paid attention to this site. After looking at my gallery for the first time in months, I gotta say it sucks. I know my art style is pretty good, but I'm severely lacking content that can really make people say, "Wow!". Meme intended. Still only equipped with paper and a camera, I think it's time to try harder to really get you guys to appreciate with what I can do. Look back at my very first post. I was really surprised how awesome that looks. Problem is I never finished it. I think now's best to instead of posting random, stand alone drawings, I should present you with sketches and comics. But what I really want to do is show off my animation and acting skills, but due to my situation, we have to wait for the future. I'm gonna wrap this up and say to my friends on this site--hit me up. How have y'all been doing?

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notmor Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
thanx for the +fav s Clap my friend
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notmor Featured By Owner May 30, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
happy birthday caullin Birthday-dancer by poisen2014 cheers Beer by lauraypablo  
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Curly-Caullin Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
You know, it's really sweet of y'all to still tell me happy birthday despite my absence.
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NickEinsteins4Life Featured By Owner May 30, 2017  Student
Day128 - Happy Birthday  birthday cake KimRaiFan's Bday Cake Happy Birthday Godliek :D KimRaiFan's Bday Cake birthday cake Day128 - Happy Birthday 
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notmor Featured By Owner May 30, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
he happy birthday  FREE AVATAR: Birthday Caik by jamal1  Celebration by Mirz123   
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NickEinsteins4Life Featured By Owner May 30, 2016  Student
Happy Birthday Cullin! :cake:
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notmor Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for faving :)
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blackswanxwhiteswan Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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notmor Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
thanx for faving :)
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Thank you for the Favorite!
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